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Australian kids need their porn!

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Tom Wood, a 16 years old has cracked the Austrlian federal government’s $84-million internet porn filter in just 30 minutes. He can deactivate the filter in several clicks in such a way that the software’s icon is not deleted which will make his parents believe the filter is still working. Tom says it is a matter of time before some computer-savvy kid puts the bypass on the Internet for others to use. “It’s a horrible waste of money,” he said. “They could get a much better filter for a few million dollars made here rather than paying overseas companies for an ineffective one.”

The Australian government, understandably embarrassed by the situation, attempted a remedy. A new filter called Intergrad was uploaded to central servers for domestic distribution. A whopping 40 minutes later, Tom rescued puberty-infested individuals across Australia once again.

Senator Coonan, a government official did the best she could to salvage the sorry situation with, “Unfortunately, no single measure can protect children from online harm and … traditional parenting skills have never been more important.” Basically what I interpret that to mean is; “Tom is really getting on our nerves; if you don’t want your kids looking at porn don’t have them in the first place.”

Kind of ironic his name is Tom Wood.

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One Response to “Australian kids need their porn!”

  1. KingJacob Says:

    Thats hilarious, why spend that much money on trying to censor your people when you can spend it upgrading the education system.

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