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Steve Jobs hates profit!

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

We all know Steve Jobs and Apple hate the handicapped, but now they seem to hate money and profit. I was not really excited today at all about the new release of the iPod line up thinking all we would see is a fat ugly nano. I was pleasantly surprised by what Apple brought to the table, and miffed on why Apple dropped the price of the 8GB iPhone from $599.00 to $399.00. They are fazing the 4gb iPhone out, and now you could scoop it up for a very lightweight price of $299. I am simply amazed. Do I dare go so far to make the statement of saying that the iPhone is actually “affordable”…?

But really now it is one of the cheapest smartphones on the block….. I feel strange and very funny inside now. But now I ask a question only the likes of BMW drivers and G5 owners can answer, has the iPhone lost some of its luster because of the price drop? I mean Apple is the brand that caters to only the chosen ones, what is a Soho lad to do?

But overall this is an awesome leap for Apple, it puts them way, way ahead of everyone. I think $399 is the price they should have originally had for the 8GB version, it would have been insane. Apple also launched their new WIFI iTunes store as well.

This time around Steve-O and the boys at Apple really pulled off one hell of a hat trick today.

Congrats to Apple, and I wish the best of luck to any company that tries to compete with Apple in any of these industry sectors, you face a long and hard road ahead of you!

Take a gander at the new lineup of the iPods!

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On another note, I think I am going to go buy an iPhone now, please no hate mail.

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Steve Jobs hates the handicapped

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

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Well at least fake Steve Jobs does, oh, and Apple. Two women from San Fran sicko have filed a lawsuit against the JesusPhone creator for not abiding by the accessibility laws at one of their retail stores, thus making it near impossible for them to even get into the store, and once they got in it was even worse. They have filed a 17 page suit claiming that the counters were too high for them to reach the equipment on display, and the elevator buttons were out of reach. To top it off the two women say they were treated like outcasts by the retail staff. We all know that the Apple employees are an extension of the Aryan race, but this is just rude. Tsk Tsk Apple.

They also complain that the “Genius Bar” was too high for the techs to even see them for their appointment, or even acknowledge their presence.

I think I might suit them for having something so pompous called the “Genius Bar”. The women also explain how the genius’ at the “Genius Bar” did not properly fix their issue. Not so genius if you ask me.

I hate frivolous lawsuits, but I actually think these women should win just on the fact that they have something called the “Genius Bar”.

The women actually make some good points with this suit, check out the images below of the same store. Granted most bars have seating like that as well, but it isn’t a bar, it’s a tech kiosk. But Apple being Apple always need to be different and chic.

So there you go handicapped people, come back over to the PC side, we will take care of you nicely!

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