Oh joy! Its that time of year again, when everyone starts to break out those famed holiday sweaters and vests. You know the ones with all the glitter and elves. Every year I dread it. Maybe I am a scrooge, or maybe I just need to get away. The last time I had holiday cheer was when I was 9 and I still thought some fat dude came rolling down my chimney to rob me of my cookies. I don’t know what it is, really I don’t understand why I get so bitter about this time of the year. It makes no sense to me anymore. Everything is about presents, the black Friday deals, the discounts, who has the larger tree. It also bugs me that people cannot say Christmas anymore, its no PC. I understand we are a diverse culture, but damn that is what has made me so bitter. Corporations, marketing groups, have ruined the holidays. Everyone is now pre-programmed to get out and start shopping the day after Thanksgiving, oh and don’t forget to get your Christmas Tree the 1st day of December, what the hell is that bullshit. The thing will be such a fire hazard by the 25th, I just don’t want to think about it. Oh and then comes the office Christmas parties, what a travesty to humanity those are.

So what is the solution to all this humbugging?

Hell if I know, but I do know something that will help me ease my temporary pain!!!!

GADGETS!!!

So here is my freakin Christmas list, or Hanukkah list, or Holiday list. Whatever, I’m pulling that sweater out, and first thing I am doing to it is add some more rhinestones and maybe another patch of Rudolph. Then I am going to get the biggest Christmas tree I can possibly find, so big that we cant even put the star on the top. I might not make it all the way through December with my false cheer, but that’s why I have a bottle of Lagavulin 16 sitting on reserve.

The Korg Kaossilator:::Link

Logitech Harmony 1000 Touch screen remote:: Link

Robosapien V2:: Umm yeah I still play with robots! Link:

IronKey:: It self destructs your data after 10 bad password attempts. Link:

Xbox 360 EarForce X2 Wireless Headset Headphones:So I can play the 360 without annoying anyone Link

USB Memory watch::Dont ask::Link

Roll up Keyboard:: Link

That’s not it for my list, I will be adding to it as my day progresses. So family, if you care for my Holiday well being then you know what to do.